A complete douchebag is someone who pisses you off. Most of the time it's like a sixth sense, you can't put your finger on it, but you just have the feeling that this person just pisses the f**k out of you for no reason. So, on a weekly basis we will be searching for the douchiest, douchebag of the week! If you have a submission with an explanation on why this person is a d-bag, click here or email us at webmaster@power983fm.com to send us your submission!
Douchebag of the Week:
Marijuana in the booty...
Memphis Police caught an 18-year-old man with a stash of marijuana. But, where he kept it, well..let's just say they handled it with gloves.
Paramedics treated Michael Covington for 2 gunshot wounds after a shooting near Boxdale and Winchester. According to police, the teen was hiding drugs. More specifically, the police report states that 14 individually wrapped bags of what appeared to be marijuana were stuffed in his buttocks.
"I believe it, I do," said neighbor Cecelia Beasley. "I'm a news person, I read the news I'm online all the time, nothing surprises me."
Covington is now recovering at home. He declined to talk to us about what happened.
For now, cops are focusing on finding the man who shot him. They believe its 27-year-old Jeremy Matlock, also known as "Big Jeremy."
A warrant went out for his arrest today. He's charged with aggravated assault.
According to the report, Matlock chased Covington down the street near Winchester and Boxdale July 21, firing several bullets at him and eventually wounding him in the rear.
It's unclear exactly what led to the altercation, but we took a look at Matlock's wrap sheet and found several drug related arrests.
If you know where Matlock is give the Shelby County Fugitive Bureau a call at (901) 545-5625.
In case you're wondering, police say Covington isn't off the hook yet either. They say it's pretty likely he'll be facing drug charges once he recovers.
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Man charged in WRTA theft, worcester mass…guy robbed bus station office and then got back on the bus
Police officers boarded a bus and arrested a 31-year-old Spencer man yesterday, after he allegedly stole cash from a Worcester Regional Transit Authority office downtown and then fled on foot before getting onto the bus.
John Pinard, of 25 Chestnut St., Spencer, was charged with unarmed robbery. He allegedly told a WRTA employee at the Main Street office that he lost his wallet on a bus. When she went to look for it, he went behind the counter and stole cash, police spokesman Sgt. Kerry Hazelhurst said. An off-duty police officer, James Soto, saw Mr. Pinard running on various downtown streets after the 11:20 a.m. robbery. Officer Soto called police headquarters, and officers were dispatched to catch up with the bus. The off-duty officer followed the bus in his own car and helped identify Mr. Pinard as the suspect. Officers also reviewed a surveillance recording at the 317 Main St. WRTA office. The arrest took place in front of the Gates Lane School at 1238 Main St.
- thedirty.com
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Woman allegedly attacked crack-smoking boyfriend with toilet seat.
An 18-year-old woman accused of hitting a man with a toilet seat after reportedly finding him smoking crack in the bathroom is facing a battery charge, according to an arrest affidavit released Monday.
Kimberlee Ann Cole went to jail Friday after allegedly striking Joel E. Goldsmith, 24, with the commode seat after finding him in the restroom smoking crack. The two live together in the 80 block of Virginia Park Boulevard and have a child.
Cole told investigators she asked Goldsmith, who went to jail on a cocaine possession charge, to hand over the drugs, but he refused and they started arguing.
“She stated that he kept smoking the cocaine and went to put another 'rock' in the crack pipe,” the arrest affidavit states. “At this time Goldsmith dropped the cocaine and Ms. Cole turned the water in the shower on.”
Cole reached for the crack, but Goldsmith pushed her away.
“As the disturbance escalated, she threatened to hit Goldsmith with a toilet seat,” the report states. “He refused to stop smoking the drugs and Ms. Cole hit Goldsmith with the toilet seat.”
Police found a broken toilet seat in the master bedroom bathroom and blood on the walls, toilet and floor. A small amount of cocaine turned up in the shower.
Goldsmith declined to say what happened in the bathroom, only saying they argued.
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Clerk Knocks Out Robber At Pizzeria
While a robbery at a pizza restaurant was in progress, a clerk discovered her father was the robber when another clerk struck the man, knocking him out and knocking off his wig and sunglasses on Friday night, Denton police said.
The Denton Record-Chronicle reported that Stephanie Martinez didn't know her parents and husband planned to rob the Pizza Patron where she works in the 100 block of East University Drive.
Police said they have no plans to file charges against Martinez.
